My Reading Period Routine

In case you're wondering what it is that I've been up to (a likely scenario, perhaps, for those reading this blog), let me give you a run down of my past 3 days:

- "Brainstorm" for essay that I should have started writing a month ago (10 minutes)
- Apply passion fruit flavored Lip Butter (TM) liberally (5 minutes)
- Check e-mail and every other bookmarked web site in case anything changed from 20 minutes ago (30 minutes)
- Shamelessly stare at the hot guy sitting across from me in the library (5 minutes)
- Repeat

Am I not the paragon of excitement and efficiency? Now if you'll excuse me, I'd better get back to work.