A whole new world

Red Bull has been my faithful companion through some pretty rough times. There have been days (and perhaps more often, nights), when Red Bull was the only one I could turn to for support. Loving, compassionate, caffeinated support with a tangy twist. The type of support I imagine Jesus provides for his faithful followers. Or Guess? by Marciano.

But like Guess? (and Jesus, at more expensive churches), the support of Red Bull comes at a price... approximately $1.99/can at Tommy's Convenience to be precise. And that price has proved to be too much of a burden to bear.

So I decided to make the leap from caffeinated beverages to caffeinated tablets, or "pills" as some people call them. At $0.11/pill, they provide all the nurturing at 1/20th the price.

Goodbye, Red Bull. For my parting words, I would like to quote my personal hero, Whitney Houston:

"If I should stay,/ I would only be in your way(ayayay)/So I'll go, but I know/ I'll think of you ev'ry step of the way.

And I(iiiiiiiiiiyaiiiiiiiiiiii) will always love you(ooooouoooo baby)./ I will always love you(ooouououo)/My darlin' you. Hmmmmm"