10 Things I hate about you(, Harvard)

At the moment, I'm in a pissy mood. I can't really tell why, but I have a hunch it's:

10. The Cold
9. January
8. Reading and exam periods
7. I can't even get a decent seat in the library at 3am! Now, I'm nocturnal, so I have an excuse. As for the rest of you, I'm disgusted.
6. People who are always on top of their shit. You know who you are - the people who turn in their response paper 4 days early "because they have so much work."
5. People who chatter loudly in the dining halls at night regardless of all the other people studying in silence.
4. Reading - isn't there an easier way of learning? I bet if we put our minds together we could come up with a much better alternative.
3. Hot, smart people. You can't have it all; you just can't. May you meet misfortune in your futures.
2. People who sincerely don't care about their grades. Yes, you're fun to be around with and have in classes, but come on, folks. Where's the stress? Where's the bitchiness? Where do I find a future that doesn't require good grades? Show me...please.
1. Happy couples. I'll like you just fine when I'm in a relationship. But since I only broke up a month ago, I'm entitled to hate you for the moment. It's nothing personal.


Wow, now that I look at it, it appears that I primarily hate happiness and success in other people. Go figure. If you're a) unhappy, b) unsuccessful, or c) both (preferable) give me a call. We'll do lunch or something.