Public Service Announcement

They say dieting with a friend is helpful. I'm going to try dieting with the internet.

Consider this a declaration of diet. No more of those dreary winter carbs, it's time for...get in Shapril!

That's right. This month will involve tons of exercise and little to no food that tastes good. Because food that tastes good makes you fat. I have friends who study science who will attest to this fact. I will even go so far as to say that it is "scientifically proven."

I'm considering actually posting about the progress of my diet, but I have a strong hunch that will be both boring and rather embarrassing. So instead, I will complain about it vaguely, implying subtly that I'm actually following my diet regardless of the extent to which that's true.

Summary:

In: exercise, diet, April.

Out: Winter, carbs, things that taste good, honesty.

A new era is upon us.