Did you know?

2186 students at Harvard poked each other on Facebook today. And none of them poked me.

Thank you, "Pulse," for rubbing it in my face. While you're at it, why don't you list the number of people who've had hot hook-ups recently? Or could you just pull out my fingernails one-by-one?

Well, the people who got poked can just take those pokes and shove them up their ass. Oh wait, they probably have something better to shove up their ass. Great. May their happiness and fulfillment today bring them sorrow for years to come.

In other news, the diet's going great. All smiles here. No bitterness. None. At all.