On Rapture: or Orbit (tm) Bubblemint Gum

That's right, I have nothing better to write about than bubblemint gum. That said, if you haven't tried bubblemint gum yet, I ask that you withhold your judgment - because it is the most amazing gum ever to see the light of day (and that's saying something, because being able to see already makes it pretty incredible).

First of all, it comes in a pink box with pink foil casing and is white with pink specks. Find a gum more perfectly wrapped for me. Go ahead, find one.

Second of all, it is delicious. It's got the traditional bubblegum flavor in addition to breath freshening power of mint. Fusion of the finest variety. An untraditional combination of traditional elements. This is how masterpieces are made, people.

Finally, it's sugarfree. No risk of cavaties, lower cal.

If the gods eat ambrosia, then they chew this afterwards to freshen their breath.